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fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 2:26 pm
They have the "Walking dead" vote? See my avatar???? That's MY vote, b'itch! *pause to think* Zombies can vote?
foxrecon19d - May 12, 2014, 2:20 pm
Yes. It will be interesting to see the new strategy on how the Democrats will control the elections. They own the news. They have the dead people vote. They have the illegal alien vote. And they are denying the military vote again this year.
fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 1:22 pm
...the problem, though, is the dems strategy ONLY works in a big controlled election. A thousand mini-elections, most of them gerrymandered, are too difficult to control. Be interesting to see if they can pull it off. Would be the upset of the century.
fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 1:21 pm
I, for once, agree with you Fox. Fancy that. Way to read the tea-leaves on this one. I actually think you are right. The dems will use this, and minimum wage, to bring up the rear, hoping to turn out a firewall of progressives to win....
foxrecon19d - May 12, 2014, 12:35 pm
And there you have it, kids! With the huge amount of Obama supporters commenting on this poster and ignoring all other issues, the Benghazi false flag talking point for the mid-term elections will be global warming. Watch and learn.
fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 11:43 am
*yawn* Or you could finally do your reputation a favor (and do this forum a solid) and just drop this grudge once and for all. All you've succeeded in doing is getting more "egg on your face"(to quote you). Need a hug, bro?
EmmaRoydes - May 12, 2014, 11:18 am
What I posted: "WTF? Guest1833 is using a lot of lines from the "discussion" with fauxnews(lol) - I'm not sure why, but I have my suspicions." and that set you off? Seriously, you do need some anger management classes.
fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 4:40 am
So....what pops into your head? *note pad open, pen ready*
fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 4:38 am
That’s nice.And when did this all start?In childhood?Now close your eyes and we are going to count backwards from 10.When I get to one, say the first thing that comes to mind,there’s no wrong answer. Okay,let’s begin!…10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2...ONE!
fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 4:30 am
Nah,given your paranoid behavior toward me and the false accusations, you probably shouldn't mention my name at all unless you WANT my attention. You flaunted your right to go after me even after a mod told you to stop.Tell me again why I should care?haha
fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 4:26 am
@Emma.."problem with understand anything, don't you" What native "language" is THAT? X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 12, 2014, 4:00 am
and, now that I think about it, fauxnews(lmao), what did I correct? Now think carefully before you respond so that you don't look like an idiot again.
EmmaRoydes - May 12, 2014, 3:58 am
geez, fauxnews(lol), all I did was put your handle in a posting and, all of a sudden, you take it as "dropping your name" You really are a goofy little squirt, aren't you? I really can help you get over your ego problem if you want the help.
EmmaRoydes - May 12, 2014, 3:55 am
You really do have a problem with understand anything, don't you fauxnews(lol). I guess we can go back to asking you just what the heck your native language is so that I can help you to understand and not embarrass yourself so often.
OTC - May 12, 2014, 3:19 am
The sun doesn't go anywhere, another liberal misconception I suppose. btw, since you're on a crusade against climate change, try to keep the temp around a balmy 72 while you're at it
Cannabal - May 12, 2014, 2:36 am
Insult? I was just being playfully sarcastic. But, hey, do as you will, and thanks for giving my crappy poster so much attention.
fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 2:09 am
Scotland Yard has a old saying:“in a pool of suspects,usually the 1st one to utter a accusation at another is probably the guilty party.” If this truly has NOTHING to do with you,why dignify this drama with a response at all?Makes u LOOK suspicious.My 2¢
fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 2:04 am
…because even if someone was 'impersonating' me, I certainly wouldn't bring it up here.lol..Why? Because it looks like you have something to prove now, like you're trying to cover your tracks, perhaps because you logged into the wrong account or something
fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 2:02 am
Done reading."Emma"(lol),seriously…if someone's bugging u,then just PM a mod IN PRIVATE and let'em sort it out.Why always u with the PUBLIC display?Unless you're being directly attacked,you're just makin this into drama where there doesn't need to be any
fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 1:59 am
Guest 1833??…WTH?!?!…lololol…Ah, a very complicated web weaved here. Fascinating!*in my best Mr.Spock voice*……….Will give my appraisal of the sit, in a few moments…still sorting this out…gimme a sec…Uh, what's your beef with Chelsea Clinton?!? lol
fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 1:55 am
Ah, saw you corrected yourself a few minutes later. Glad to hear it. That's a good girl. For a second there, thought you were making another false accusation. Glad we are past that now. :-)
fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 1:49 am
/typo…oops, d'amn computer, my bad…I meant "Emma"(lol)
fauxnews - May 12, 2014, 1:48 am
Why are you dropping my name again, Phlegma? *lemme put on my bifocals, squint* Let me get over to the computer and see what gossipy mischief you are trying to drag me into now...Gimme a sec to get up to speed on the drama...back with you in a few
foxrecon19d - May 11, 2014, 11:49 pm
Nah... if I were John Kerry, I would gave surrounded myself with six battalions of Marine body guards, visited Camp Leatherneck in Afghanistan for thirty minutes, then put myself in for a Medal of Honor for picking a nasty booger out of my nose
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 9:58 pm
Are you John Kerry? ;o)
foxrecon19d - May 11, 2014, 9:50 pm
I am part of the establishment. And I know what the establishment is capable of doing to keep itself in power, to include corrupting an environmental issue, a women's choice issue, a medical health issue, an economic issue, etc, and make it political
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 8:45 pm
For some reason a person who has been banned a number of times keeps coming into my mind. Someone with an agenda perhaps. Name starts with a V, but I can't remember the rest.
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 8:42 pm
WTF? Guest1833 is using a lot of lines from the "discussion" with fauxnews(lol) - I'm not sure why, but I have my suspicions.
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 8:38 pm
it is pretty obvious I'm not a man. insult? and were getting along so well. Well, I thought it was going to get civil. My mistake. OK, have a wonderful day.
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 7:04 pm
Karma is neither liberal or conservative, it can only portioned out by the cosmos. I mean, hasn't that ever occurred to you, man?
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 7:03 pm
Yeah, that's another problem: some people actually think that adverse climatological trends are "God's plan," forgetting also that we humans are supposed to be "stewards" of the Earth, and shirking that reponsibility will surely get us evicted all right.
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 7:01 pm
What's that were saying about me being the angry one?
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 6:51 pm
If it would help her get elected Hillary would schedule an abortion for Chelsea on prime time TV.
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 6:42 pm
Oh, I bet she will. I heard rumor tell that ***k Cheney will be her roommate.
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 6:09 pm
but it's so much fun. Don't worry too much, I'm told she will be joining us, in the cell next to me.
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 5:55 pm
You only give Hillary Clinton more power by obsessing over her.
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 5:41 pm
you know, a good dévstvennitsa?
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 5:34 pm
couldn't we just import some frigid wenches from siberia to replenish our stock?
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 5:33 pm
Or at least, liberal karma
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 5:33 pm
You know, cosmic karma
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 5:32 pm
Don't tell Hillary's daughter that. There is always this to give you hope. http://www.tv.com/shows/strangers-with-candy/the-virgin-jerri-108007/
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 5:32 pm
Did you ever consider that it might be pre-ordained? If we f*** up the planet as bad as you say, maybe we don't deserve to be here.
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 5:26 pm
No more virgins? Good! The world is a better place for it.
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 5:25 pm
I didn't actually count them, but my bartender here told me there were 72. How many are there in reality? I will count them at the next barbecue.
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 5:25 pm
You're absolutely right, which is why the climate is changing and becoming less and less favorable to us humans.
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 5:22 pm
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 5:20 pm
and we do more harm than good.
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 5:19 pm
Why are you such a liar? You and I both know there's no such thing as 72 virgins.
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 5:19 pm
but at least we get p'ussy http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/in-the-loop/post/gitmo-prisoners-rewarded-with-kittens/2012/08/16/3a7c9fb0-e706-11e1-8741-940e3f6dbf48_blog.html
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 5:18 pm
The only way to effectively do that is to keep the government out of it. Otherwise it becomes a mountain of red ***e, cronyism, and poorly executed.
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 5:17 pm
actually, I did spill a beer on it, but it was the fault of one of the 72 virgins who were doing a belly dance too close to me.
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 5:16 pm
Considering that we humans are products of Mother Nature, we have to help it along by putting back what we took out and cutting down immensely on the pollution, and no, it doesn't require, massive government intervention to do that. People gotta act.
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 5:14 pm
I'm using a guard's smart phone. I almost dropped it in the h** tub and almost spilled a beer on it too, so he probably won't let me borrow it again.
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 5:11 pm
Now I know you're a liar. Of all the cool stuff Gitmo detainees get, internet access isn't it, because the appropriations for that hasn't yet been approved.
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 5:07 pm
That has nothing to do with Mother Nature healing itself. Again the climate change debate is all about who can secure the most money from their governments, not about helping the environment, which doesn't need our help.
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 5:06 pm
It's ok, I am posting this from my cell on Gitmo
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 5:03 pm
See, that wasn't too hard, was it? And it's much safer to do that sort of thing on the internet anyway, where government servers will log it and secret government tribunal will accuse you of treason much later down the road.
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 5:00 pm
Exactly, which is why it would be prudent to consider a solution for that sort of thing. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/04/140417101148.htm
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 4:58 pm
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 4:57 pm
Honestly, that could actually work. But it doesn't, because everyone wants to be the "Invisible Hand" that guids the market to their own selfish ends.
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 4:57 pm
I'll do it. All politicians are liars. The entire establishment is full of s'hit.
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 4:54 pm
Then you also have the methane bubbles that come up from the ocean floor (kind of like the earth farting) Guess what, another natural phenomenon. I don't think methane is good for humans other than as a heat source.
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 4:54 pm
It doesn't take courage to say that Obama is a liar, in fact, the majority of the posters on this site outright declare that very statement in one form or another. How about saying the entire establishment is full of s'hit; that take any courage, man?
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 4:52 pm
You certainly didn't, but the article linking to Roy Spencer, who denies the theory of manmade climate-change, does not believe that the human race as a whole could make a decisive impact on global weather patterns over the course of time.
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 4:51 pm
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 4:48 pm
Restoring the biosphere is the only way to keep the planet from killing us. http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/article/1334017/air-pollution-leading-cause-cancer-world-health-organisation-warns
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 4:39 pm
Plus, I never said man doesn't contribute, but I think it's a stretch to say that volcanoes, solar flares, and natural earth cycles don't play a larger role in what happens to the earth than man does.
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 4:36 pm
not natural
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 4:36 pm
That's a totally different situation. Bridges and roads deteriorate and need repairs. Pollution like Los Angeles has eats buildings and need repairs. That has nothing to do with Mother Nature healing itself. Afterall, buildings, roads, and bridges are
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 4:30 pm
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 4:25 pm
Well-meaning though that letter was, damaging the landscape and increasing the pollution is not going to help in the long-run. http://www.resilience.org/stories/2013-11-11/we-have-the-renewable-energy-we-need-to-power-the-world-so-what-s-stopping-us
foxrecon19d - May 11, 2014, 4:23 pm
Yup... because that is the logic that Barack Obama used. Don't believe it? Then find the courage to call Obama a liar
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 4:19 pm
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 4:12 pm
I won't deny that for a second, but since you bring up money, you think it will not be costly for us humans to rebuild infrastructure destroyed by extraordinarily adverse climate conditions?
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 4:10 pm
Exactly, money drives the efforts on both sides. If there wasn't any money in it, do you really think there would even be a debate?
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 4:06 pm
And there is a concerted effort to downplay the notion that human activity has ANY impact at all on the surrounding environment and its mechanics, which is perfect for the fossil fuel industry, so it can maintain profits without having to change at all.
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 4:00 pm
Climate change is all about who can secure the most money from their governments. In order to secure that money, they have to propose research that will prove what the government says, not break new ground.
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 3:58 pm
You can find the same thing in the latest IPCC report where the executive summary is totally politicized
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 3:56 pm
Oh, so the great globalist New World Order conspiracy shall be established in the name of environmentalism? I highly doubt that s'hit. The pretext will be infinitely more sinister than that.
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 3:52 pm
What's that you were saying about Nazis? http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/climate-deniers-intimidate-journal-into-retracting-paper-that-finds-they-believe-conspiracy-theories/
EmmaRoydes - May 11, 2014, 3:41 pm
well, if we are posting links: http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/61578
foxrecon19d - May 11, 2014, 3:32 pm
Climate change is the classic example of, what Obama famously called, a false flag. Ignore it. As early as 1970, the Democrats admitted that this false flag must be used to secure power. Meanwhile, Obamacare...oh... forgot about that, didn't you?
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 3:24 pm
By the way, I can post links, too. http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/dark-money-funds-climate-change-denial-effort/
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 3:24 pm
Well, I dunno, why don't tell me?
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 3:24 pm
Well, I dunno, why don't tell me?
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 3:03 pm
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 3:00 pm
Anger is bordering insanity, maybe that's why I find you amusing?
Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 2:51 pm
OTC, that sounds like a great idea, that way, you conservatives will understand where the sun goes when it's nighty-night time.
OTC - May 11, 2014, 1:25 pm
Liberals don't understand sarcasm. it ties to the nonsensical poster. next you'll make a poster about night and day?
fauxnews - May 10, 2014, 9:53 pm
LOL...Oh, you hit the jackpot. X-D
Cannabal - May 10, 2014, 9:47 pm
Well, that was a great nonsensical comment.
EmmaRoydes - May 10, 2014, 8:28 pm
You are right, here in the southwest at least, the climate changes a couple of times a year. Oddly, we get cold weather late in the year and warmer weather the rest. Must have something to do with burning wood in the winter to keep warm.

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DebtToAmerica - May 3, 2015, 12:44 am
you're cherry picking quotes from politicians to villify everyone who isnt a climate change denier. if you're not trying to change minds then what are you trying to do? encourage people to murder these individuals? incite a spree killing?
DebtToAmerica - May 3, 2015, 12:34 am
profit driven a**holes exploit war too, just like how climate change is exploited. does that mean that the nazis werent really a threat? or does it mean you cant judge the validity of a threat based on whether or not alarmists exploit that threat?
calron - May 2, 2015, 10:45 pm
Their was a ride after 9/11 to use the issue to push agendas and even fraud in the charity side. neither really means that event that they where based on is a fraud. Parasites attach themselves to whatever they can, be it the environment or terrorism.

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fauxnews - May 1, 2015, 11:26 pm
You are correct: It has been "a long time" since you had a "math class." Also, if you had a science class, I shutter at the grade you got. Then there is the reading & writing class, ie. did you actually "read" this study? 1L for sheer ignorance

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Cannabal - December 11, 2014, 10:16 pm
Well, Oxygen is a by-product of just about all plant respiration, phytoplankton is one part of that equation. Keep in mind, over two-thirds of the Earth are covered by ocean.
crankyhead - December 11, 2014, 4:15 pm
There's a guy in the states who designed a solar powered boat to do just that very thing. If I had a million bucks to invest in his project, I would. There's a gold mine, just floating out there, waiting for someone to go get it.
Curlyrocks - December 11, 2014, 3:41 pm
more up from the bottom.
Curlyrocks - December 11, 2014, 3:41 pm
1/3rd from that 1/3rd from the rain forest and 1/3rd from the tiger belt in Russia was where I understood O2 to come from. And in my opinion it's in their best interests to learn how to collect plastic waste from the top of the sea rather than drilling ..
Cannabal - December 11, 2014, 3:02 pm
Actually, what all the plastic and petroleum pollution is doing to the ocean is killing phytoplankton, the most important organism on the planet, because THAT is what is producing the majority of Oxygen in the air.
Curlyrocks - December 10, 2014, 4:03 pm
I suppose that all the plastic in the sea is taking up room that algae should be using to trap carbon, but other than that it's pretty round about. Unless I get my way and we start fishing all that plastic out of the sea and burning it for energy.
Cannabal - December 10, 2014, 2:55 pm
Pollution does have a large effect on the environment, which has a gradual effect on weather patterns. Take acid rain, for instance.
Curlyrocks - December 10, 2014, 2:37 pm
I don't remember plastic refuse being part of the climate change debate. Part of the larger debate on pollution yes, but not climate change.